Jono (reading an email) : "is the swearing all necessary?"
Ade: Fuck yeah!

Lugradio, Season 3 - Episode 7 - around 1:24:00

WARNING!

This Talk May Contain Swearing

TWO things

• What the fuck are you doing here?
• Just bleep it!

• Name: Bruno Bord
• Nickname: No' or kNo' (The "k" is quiet)

"The French Wing of the Lugradio massive"

"He's basically French."

... Bayonne, France.

... My own city.

... Under the trees.

Building up statistics about swearing in Lugradio shows, and trying to find interesting (and|or) funny information out of them.

• I had this idea for LRL'05!
• "... Nah it's stupid"
• Oh wait...
• Indeed, it's STUPID! and that's why I'm doing it anyway

I'll tell you this girl has the most boring job in the whole world

Aq, Season 1 - Episode 12 - Intro

What are the main goals?

• Who's saying 'what'?
• What does 'he' say?

• Computer with any OS you want
• Internet connection (wget)
• Disk space
• Text editor (say NO to flamewars)
• Audio player (trolls go home!) (variable speed playback)
• Time! LOADS OF TIME!
• Concentration
• A few mnemonics

Audio player

Focus

Focus not on "what they say",
but on "what" they say.

What the fuck does that mean?

This one is obvious: it's 3 lines of comments

What the fuck does that mean?

Less obvious: these are actual data

Let's decode the first ones:

• Aq says Fuck
• (twice)
• Matt says Fuck
• Jono says Shit

• Aq is 'a'
• Jono is 'j'
• Matt is 'm'
• Ade is a problem

• Aq is 'a'
• Jono is 'j'
• Matt is 'm'
• Ade is Bald

• Aq is 'a'
• Jono is 'j'
• Matt is 'm'
• Ade is 'b'

• Aq is 'a'
• Jono is 'j'
• Matt is 'm'
• Ade is 'b'
• Adam 'Drinky' Sweet is another problem

• Aq is 'a'
• Jono is 'j'
• Matt is 'm'
• Ade is 'b'
• Drinky is 'd'
• because sparkes is 's'

• Aq is 'a'
• Jono is 'j'
• Matt is 'm'
• Ade is 'b'
• Drinky is 'd'
• sparkes is 's'
• Guests are 'g'

• Arse => a
• Bastard => b
• Cun-TIMMY => c
• Dick => d
• Fuck => f
• Bollocks => k
• Piss => p
• Twat => t
• pickle => w

• Arse => a
• Bastard => b
• Cun-TIMMY => c
• Dick => d
• Fuck => f
• Bollocks => k
• Piss => p
• Twat => t
• pickleWanker => w

Included, and then excluded

• Ubuntu => u
• Chin => h

Python?

Aq: We love the python
Jono: Because C++ is shit, that's why

Lugradio, Season 2, Episode 8 - around 4'30''

lrsw.py

No, I won't show you the code

But it will surely be available "at some point"¹ on:

http://jehaisleprintemps.net/lrl/

[1] Yeah, chin...

The Boring Part: Digits

The Boring Part: Digits

3 3 10 18 18 8 12 25 13 22 15 8 15 2 10 7 15 16 9 24 23 8 1 5 22 22 17 10 13 13 24 7 6 18 21 25 24 17 12 6 5 25 17 15 12 9 15 4 15 4 21 10 25 13 7 13 25 14 8 24 7 13 21 24 24 7 19 1 19 7 22 8 23 1 1 11 24 13 19 1 20 1 20 7 2 5 21 18 3 16 8 5 3 25 11 10 25 11 19 18 24 19 5 22 16 9 3 17 2 7 8 4 9 9 13 9 12 25 14 1 23 10 8 14 18 11 17 24 8 22 9 14 8 10 18 2 23 13 10 12 12 24 12 7 6 3 15 7 12 17 15 14 3 10 16 23 13 3 14 4 4 3 12 1 25 14 22 4 6 14 14 14 8 18 12 22 15 9 1 9 17 20 7 23 10

As a summary

The stats will cover LR episodes

• From Season 3 Episode 6 to Season 3 Episode 16
• 11 shows from January to May
• 13 hours, 57 minutes and 07 seconds

Who's the most polite?

Your Guess...

Who's the most polite?

Yeah! Drinky!

That was a trick question

The most polite regular speaker

Overall: 74 bad words

Average: 8.22 curses / episode (9)

And I think that's because he speaks less than the others!

Who's the less polite?

Your Guess again ?...

Who's the less polite?

Right! Jono!

Who's the less polite?

Overall: 231 bad words

Average: 21 profanities / episode (11)

2.5 swear words every 10 minutes!

Curses per 10 minutes

Look! Orange bars!

But what happened from episode 15 to 16?

• Episode 15 : 36 curses
• Episode 16 : 92 curses

Episode 15: The RTHE

Episode 15: The Reverend Ted Haeger Effect

Episode 16 - "That's shite, that is" segment

• 11 minutes and 15 seconds
• 57 swearings!
• 50.67 sw/10min!
• FYI: Overall average was 7.48

Fuck and shite are about 70%

And let me just tell you, that's a complete son of a bleep.

Jeremy White, CodeWeavers, Season 3, Episode 8 - around 47'00''

See the article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/4734350.stm

If the LR speakers were fined £80.00
for every "F-word", they'd have to pay

If the LR speakers were fined £80.00
for every "F-word", they'd have to pay

£23 680,00

... and this is just for 11 episodes!

Or more precisely...

According to the current FCC insane policy,
LugRadio would need USD 10,239,484,285 to be broadcast in the U.S.

... approximately

Now you now why Jono is setting up a charity!

Cheers to (in no particular order):

Simon Willison, lugradio speakers, #lugradians, sheepeatingtaz, trolls, troll slayers, Eric Meyer, Jeff Waugh, Damian Conway, Mark Pilgrim, Mon Ange, Madame Jean-Pierre (my 1st english teacher), mom and dad, and all my family

Used and abused (in no particular order either):

coffee, bluefish web development studio, vim, python, ogg vorbis, mplayer, ubuntu linux, wikipedia, air france, toshiba (slow) laptops, ovh, gnu, firefox, epiphany, S⁵ 1.1, quality inn hotel, open office, azerty keyboard, euro currency, guinness stout, geoportail, radioparadise.com, rsync, svn, ssh, irssi, google images

Find out this S⁵ presentation, python source code, raw data, etc. on:
http://jehaisleprintemps.net/lrl/